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Thursday, 14 April 2016

Threenager came early





What's the best form of contraception? A three old...
Just joking!! But seriously nobody ever warns you that your offspring can one day turn into little devil children.
I thought two years old was supposed to be the bad one? Noooo it really does get so much worse, give me a newbie anyday of the week because these 3 year old's are hard work!
I can give you a few examples that have happened of late-

1) One time Xavier tricked me into thinking he was doing number one on the sand at the beach, I was wrong it was a number two and I had to scoop it up in a doggy bag trying not to dry reach. Also while praying nobody saw what had just happened.

2) Xavier drops f-bombs in sentences nowadays (I'm not proud of this or encourage this btw). The other day he told my mum's puppy 'to get the f**k outside'. It was hard not to laugh because I was crying from laughter and trying not to look at him while telling him that words like that aren't very nice.

3) He hates when you laugh at him at his expense, I mean I don't blame him really I don't like that either but how do you not laugh when he tells me that there's a little ball in there while grabbing his private parts?

4) He is SO damn demanding; to the point of it being excessive and annoying (more than usual!) He cried out my name for 40 minutes the other day. That's commitment but not really sure that's the kind I enjoy on a daily basis. If there ever was a time that I needed wine it was this very day.

5) He seriously won't eat cooked carrot but he'll eat it raw?!?! 

Threenager's  MAY look cute and act evil but they're also kinda genius.
Why wouldn't you tantrum for something until parents give in and then give puppy eyes with a little 'I love you so much'. Xavier may be turning 3 in 3 days time but I think the title 'Threenager' came a long time before that.


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